In the past, I feasted on the finest foods of Ancient Egypt
They even built the Great Sphinx in my honour
I sat on the laps of Pharaohs as I purred in their embrace

But, as the times became bleak during the Middle Ages
People died from plagues and paranoia arose
They called me the Devil’s Little Minion
So they burned me and my sisters as we screeched

Now, I sit on the porch
Watching as the world change
As I am just a simple being that wants to be embraced

So I purr…