When you’re in a fix and they’re up to their drrrty tricks.
You gotta call Cousin Leon.
When you smell a rat in the pack and the media doesn’t react.
You gotta call Cousin Leon.
When they rug on the radio and they thugs on the ratio.
You gotta call Cousin Leon.
When you feel the need to vent but the liquidity’s all spent.
Yup…Cousin Leon.