Kang Roo means business. He is a fearless fighter that likes to hop around his opponents and confuse them by rapping random Aussie slang words, such as 'woop woop ta bogan brekkie Bush.'
His tactics disorient and confuse his opponents and BAM! Kang Roo then delivers his signature move. Jab, jab, jab, jab uppercut and a swirly tailspin sending them into oblivion. He is obsessed with Mike Tyson and hip hop. And beer. Lots of beer. No no, much more than that. Now you got it!
Kang Roo is a member of a secret gang called Floofies Club. The Floofies Club has two rules: Never talk about the Floofies Club and another one that they forgot. They have a plethora of unwritten rules.
They live in the wilderness. The Floofies occasionally visit lands inhabited by humans to bring back stolen materials such as air and whatever else suits their fancy.
The Floofies must have regular naps throughout the day. Even in the middle of a fight, they will pause to nap. When they wake up, they pick up the fight where they left it.
They are predominantly mischievous, fun-loving creatures, but if one of them becomes angry, they all become angry. And they don’t even know what they’re angry about. Becoming angry and dueling with each other happens twice a week precisely and without any delay.
Once, they ventured outside the secret land and found a shipwreck filled with bottles of rum. They all got so intoxicated that day that they forgot to go invisible and allowed two humans to see them. What happened to those humans, nobody knows. It was that faithful day that they lost their master. Finding the Master Floofie has become the solemn purpose of the Floofies Club. They placed invisible signs on trees that nobody could read: If you see this Floofie, tell them to come to this location: 33:45_001.
We offer 10 of our juiciest apples upon his return.