London: There was a study that was done in Japan with physicists, okay? They took two vats of rice they put one in one room, and one in another room. They put a time-lapse camera on it so they could observe it for a month. They let all these people come into one room and they would say, I love you, rice. You are the best rice. You are the most beautiful, most gorgeous, sexy rice there is. And in the other room,they say, I fucking hate you, rice. I hate you. You're the worst rice. Fuck you, rice, you're the worst rice. After a month, the rice that they said I love you to? Still edible. The other rice looks like fucking black sludge.

Syd: You know what your problem is? You're so undyingly convinced that everything your parents and teachers taught you hold it as this indisputable, almighty truth.