"GET RICH AT ALL COSTS! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE"

Introducing the Nuko Wallet Drainer 6900 –

The ultimate tool for the modern, lazy opportunist. Why toil when you can easily siphon others' hard-earned wealth? This kit lets you exploit without effort, embodying the mantra 'take, don't make'.

Skirt the moral fringe and watch your fortune grow. Forget guilt; each kit includes Ambien for restful nights.

Perfect for the shamelessly ambitious, the Wallet Drainer 6900 is not just a device, it's a lifestyle choice for the cunningly indolent. Grab yours and redefine wealth acquisition.

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