Marie Antoinette, infamous queen of France and fashion icon of the 18th century, who has a portion of blame for the decline of the French monarchy. Let them eat cake!

Mariah Carey, song bird who's voice spans an impressive five octaves, was an X Factor judge, and who's holiday anthem has her dubbed the queen of Christmas.

Smoosh them together and we have Mariah Antoinette, a big-skirted, champagne-drinking, high-haired legend who stands in front of camping tweens, Louis XVI, and Tommy Mottola's head on a spike.