Step into the flawless living room of tomorrow — brought to you by empty promises and fluorescent lies.

In Guaranteed Happiness™, perfection is mass-produced, smiles are programmed, and emotions are...optional.
The man is happy — because the billboard says he is. The dog is loyal — even though it’s carved from wood. The TV insists “Everything Is Fine.”

And yet, nothing is.

A satirical nod to mid-century advertising and modern consumer culture, this NFT peels back the glossy surface of promised joy to reveal the hollow truth beneath.
Take your pills. Obey the slogan. And remember:

100% Satisfaction or Nothing Back!