My goal, friend, was to get you to respond as thought it were God's honest truth. By doing so, I planned, succesfully to put you in a bad mood... but why? Haha! That's the beauty of it. The purpose of my doing so was that it amuses me! It's a unique way of gaining laughter at another's expense, I call it: "Humorous Deception". And i'm afraid you've fallen prey to it.

Yes, it's true. You're not quite as quick-witted as you may think you are, Even now I am laughing at you for the way you've lagged in catching on to my scheme, and others may very well have joined in my fun, You've been duped, sir, and it's mad you look quite the fool.