He returned to the house of his father, King Pepe, with his betrothed beside him.
She was beautiful, voluptuous, and everything he had searched for.
She wore the wyrmskin cloak he had given her and her prized lime green dress Crocs.
What man would not look upon her and smile?
Would his father, the king, give his blessing, or would he chastise his son for his monogamy?