Hey, mister! Do you have any spare change to buy some fresh Mustard Girl Scout Cookies™? Crunchy, spicy and 100% mustard! No sugar or flour, no offense, pure mustard! You may also like Garlic™, Beetroot™ and of course Horseradish Girl Scout Cookies™! Order now!

This is the very second item (the very first has been broken) in the All-New Different Food Collection™. (Actually, all rights are NOT reserved yet)