Every time I hear the words Enchanted forest or save the forest, I want to throw my crown across the courtyard.
Blah blah blah...

Has anyone even asked about the beautiful castle, hidden deep in the thick of the forest? Or has everyone conveniently forgotten about this? I have not had a single visitor for many years.

Why didn't they come to me in their time of need? Well, not that I would have helped them anyway. But that's beside the point...

I'm Elanis, damn it!!! I'm the Queen of the Elves and the Fairy Forest. Nobody even remembers me, it's like I don't exist anymore!!!!

Aaaaahhhh, I need a drink of Miruvor right away! A whole goblet of strong Miruvor!!!
...
Wait! Is it just me, or do I hear someone shuffling under one of the castle windows?
Hmmm, well, looks like I finally have company.
Oooh, how exciting! For the first time in a hundred years... a guest!
OK, I have to remember to be friendly. The Queen has to be accommodating. Right?...