Official Role: Vibe Calibration Engineer
Timmy once tried to dye a lab coat and accidentally invented time travel (but only for caterpillars). Known for his swirling speech patterns and ability to harmonize with fluorescent mushrooms, Tie Dye Timmy was responsible for adding “just a pinch of rainbows” to the original LSD batch. Nobody knows what that means chemically, but it worked. His hobbies include whispering to lava lamps and organizing drum circles with sentient lab rats.
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