Official Role: Quantum Bedazzler

Gary is made of 47% glitter, 20% velvet, and 33% mystery. He doesn’t recall how he got into the lab—one moment he was at Burning Puppet Fest ‘39, the next he was reorganizing molecular structures for fun. When LSD was first synthesized, Gary sneezed at exactly the wrong moment (or the right one, depending on your philosophy) and turned a boring compound into an interdimensional key.