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SSA 005: Bestia Hirsuta ("Yachê")

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@eliseweiland
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Owned by
@eliseweiland

Description

Agents were stunned to set foot on a glass planet that looked struck by a nuclear winter— and they would have frozen to death had they not acted fast and gobbled up a fistful of Yachê.

Anyone with premature balding will be clambering to get their paws on this fuzzy blessing. Shaggy and soft as a sheepskin, Yachê triggers DNA into generating a thick, insulated white protective coat. Exploring frigid territory is a snap when you’re snug as a bug in a rug! Oh how the simplest solutions come straight from the land!

No amount of razors or shears can trim this newfound, full-body fur cocoon. It naturally peels off the skin in climates warmer than -1 degree Celsius, 30 degrees Fahrenheit.

Created by Floontz & Elise Weiland

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